WHEN DRAMA PLAYS ON A BOY EXCLUSIVE : Exposés

EX-KDU STUDENT-TEACHER SCANDAL???

LOL. Methillan(my KDU A-level junior) was influential in me posting this entry. Just so all of you know, the old woman in the picture is Miss Tan, our once Chemistry theory lecturer. Many dislike her for her bitchy/sarcastic remarks. I too, get pretty annoyed with her at times. I mean, you guys have no idea, in class, we used to feel the tension and heat between her and us (especially when exam results are announced). We ain't the regular bully-able kiddos, hence each time she gives us a bitchy remark, we'll give her one back as well. Oh yes, and another thing; She loves taking away our time telling her life's love stories and dramas. Ironically, she blames us for being noisy in class and that we took so much of her precious time. Trust me, we were JUST normal. If the other lecturers could stand us, it simply means we're normal. UNLESS ALL OF THEM HAVE SOMETHING AGAINST US, THEN FINE, I DO AGREE, SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH US. BLUEGHH.

Anyway, enough describing about her already. The reason I am posting this picture is because I wanted to share with all of you how older women love 'seducing' me. No kidding. I mean, of course they don't go slut-erish on me, but you know, seducing in an old-lady manner.

The picture above is courtesy of Natasha, my ex-classmate. She caught me candidly 'helping' out Ms Tan find for her files on her gigantic notebook. The only reason I helped because she took years searching for a file essential to get to our past-year-examination answers. Irony huh? I'm like STAYING ALIVE next to her. LOL. It was taken around approximately April 2007, so that makes it one year ago. Am I skinnier now, or then? :S

Anyways, these are some random scary facts that you don't know about me:

#1 - I attract older women. Example: above, my ex-high school principal. my discipline teachers in school, my French tutor, the Alliance Francaise director(no kidding, a classmate of mine realised, she asked me 'Hey why does the director loves sindir sindir and talk to you huh?' . I attract motherly-figures too. Natasha's mom likes me. LOL. Serious, not joking. I mean, in a son-mother way lah, don't think dirty. And Natasha don't kill me for sharing it with the world, I'm the son your mom never had. A few other 'mothers' describe me to their children as if I'm a God-sent saint.

#2- I attract LALAs(Term coined by Natasha). LALAs are those Friendster/Facebook GURLS and BOYS who'd do stupid poses in their profile pictures. They tend to over make-up and make innocent faces and snap. Yes I attract them to fall for me. They've been adding me a lot. :S most of them go with the 'are u a model?' question right after adding. I suppose my recent extreme hotness pics are to be blamed. But anyway for the record, I ignore their messages, because honestly, I do not like LALAs.

#3 I love young kids, I mean I find them attractive. Well not to the extend that I'm a pedophile or anything but, I love love love love fourth/fifth formers for some reason. I don't know I feel like they are too innocent to cheat on me and stuff like that. I know some may say they are immature etc. Of course, I don't go for those type but rather I'd search for those matured ones who'd be able to secure the relationship. I don't like fragile relationships.

For the past week, I've been getting questions from juniors, LALAs and friends alike whether am I doing part time modeling, the answer I would like to give to all of them: PEOPLE, WITH THE TYPE OF TEETH I HAVE, I CAN'T POSSIBLY DO THAT. Seriously, I went to a dentist the other day, she freaked out. So no, I am not, and if you think my pictures are good, then thank you. I just try to look good, but that does not necessarily mean I'm a model. Like seriously, I'm getting sick of LALAs who add me to 'beautify and glamorize' their profile. Come on, would you even add me say, 5 years back? When I was a fat kid in high school? I bet it'll be a no.

And LALAs seem very interested on my ethnicity. I think that's not even relevant. They go, hey you have a rather Malay name, but you look Indian and you speak good English! What are you? Of course, I'm an alien, that's what I am you dumbass.

I mean come on, so what? If I converse in supposedly good English, does it mean that I stole the rights of any particular ethic group! Even angmohs don't care that the whole world uses their language, why do you even bother? I mean, English is a universal language and luckily enough my whole family do converse mainly in English, hence my English is not bad. Frankly speaking, I speak regular English,not too good, because seriously I DON'T READ classics. People who read classics when they were young up till when they grow old, now I bet they'd have the purest form of conversing in English. So shattap lah kan.

And yes, I do look Indian because I do have Indian blood lah you doink! What does it look like? I look Indian but I am a pure Mongolian is it?

And mind you people, Faris is not a Malay name, but rather a Muslim name. And I happen to be a Muslim, so go figure how I ended up with that name. So happens the name is common among Malays in Malaysia, so what can I do? I mean, I do have Malay influences too in my bloodline. So yes. Come on, I'm a Malaysian, we have lots of ethic groups, intermarriages HAPPEN, and hence most of us don't belong to one particular race anymore; believe me ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.

And just so to note, I love my skin colour. Really. When I was young I used to hate it because of some brainless freaks had to say something bad about it, but hello, after growing up and being exposed you wouldn't believe that people actually want to be like me, they say I have a gorgeous tone. Who cares, everyone has different tastes, so beauty and outer looks are rather very subjective. I'm just pissed on how some people judge others. They tend to associate darker skinned people with stupidity, poverty and illiteracy. Give me a break, we're in the 21st century. GROW.

Till then,

Riz F